I keep meaning to write another post about “Things I think about in the shower” but since I had the bathroom remodeled I’ve had so many genius thoughts I just can’t choose. Here are just a few of the fascinating topics that I’m sure the world needs to know more about.
When I lecture and “Take Home Lesson” comes up: This is my new theme song to the tune of Bach’s Bourrée in E minor:
I don’t want to hear confessions / Of your study indiscretions / You’re depressed and tense with questions / (Due to classroom inattention?) / To succeed in your profession / You’ll need help with fact retention / Here’s a helpful intervention / Pay attention: Take-Home Lesson!
Why does everyone want to be drunk and smoke weed all the time anyway?
If a big chunk of the moon is from the earth, and we colonize the moon, does that count as extra-planetary colonization or is it cheating?
I really want some overalls but in high end fabrics like tweed or something I could wear to work; I bet South Korean fashion has something like that. Why do I have to be so tall? I should take a sewing class.
I think I look way worse than I realize because I just can’t see very well without bright lights and magnifying mirrors. Also, I really REALLY like wearing overalls and long skirts and cozy clothes and although I want to wear classy fitted clothes I just really like being cozy. I’m beginning to understand the elderly better every day.
Gah! I just heard about the Samson Option. I wonder if that’s really a thing or just a thing Israel tells people to keep them off its back? Like how I had to tell that crazy anti-Semitic Old School Soviet guy Dmitri that my Jew buddies and I (and also presumably my Illuminati lizard friends) run the banks and know where he lives so he’d better leave me the hell alone… Why does everyone hate us Jews so much? Like EVERYONE. Seriously, what is the problem, folks?
Michele Yeoh is still really hot. What does it mean? I guess women don’t get ugly as they age after all? Who knew. Also, I hear now we bisexuals have to call ourselves pansexuals or else the lesbians and gays and transgenders insist we are transphobic. Talk about hypocrites! I thought bisexuals didn’t exist and we had to choose a side? #BisexualityIsReal #ItsNotAChoice Anyway, what right do you have to label me? I don’t like that term… “pansexual” sounds like we’re willing to get set up on blind dates with a goat or a mailbox. Maybe we need a new label like, “willing to love anyone regardless of gender” … like “nondiscrimatory”? In future if asked I’ll just say, “I’m nondiscriminatory.”
It’s too bad about Rush Limbaugh getting cancer since he’s actually one of the more moderate and calm right-wing commentators, despite what the media would have most left-wing folks believe; I’ve listened to him on and off over the years and I’ve never heard him say anything racist, anti-Semitic or homophobic (although he is still doesn’t understand what gay marriage is really about). It’s also too bad about Bernie being a fellow Jew (see #6) because he’s anti-establishment and I like that a LOT. Also, that stuff in Iowa was B.S. #Bernie2020 #SandersVsTrump2020
Organic Chemists and General Surgeons are a**holes.
I wonder if there is a way to re-open the brain areas that allow you to learn languages… . and what parts of the brain are responsible for that, because for the life of me I can not hear the difference between We and Wae in the Korean alphabet and I’m sure it is because that part of my brain has atrophied or something. Also, how DO you pronounce a “ø” in Norwegian anyway?!
What if chipmunks are the real enemy?
They sound the same to me… . weh… rhymes with “meh”
Norwegian phrase of the day:
Et glass øl, takk.
A glass of beer, thanks.